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Doing nothing is hard you never know when youre done. -Unknown Edison failed 10 000 times before he made the electric light. Funny quotes are designed to tell a short moral about life whilst trying to be comical.
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The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. There is no try. Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light.
I wasnt even listening. Show respect even to people who dont deserve it. Youre only given a little spark of madness.
From The Notebook. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Life moves pretty fast.
Some speak the truth and others are just noise. Not as a reflection of their character but as a reflection of yours 15. We suggest memorizing some of these quotes and use them in semi-serious sitations to lighten the mood.
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Trying is the first step toward failure Homer Simpson. If you dont like me remember its mind over matter. Love me hate me - either way youre spending your time thinking of me.
Yoda from Star Wars. Youve got to do whats right for you even if it hurts some people you love. I know Victorias secret.
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Doctors are just the same as lawyers. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be Funny quotes about love to express I love being married. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition Marilyn Monroe.
Here is a collection of such cute and funny quotes and sayings. You might get addicted to me. The trouble is they are usually married to each other.
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly. Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. The question isnt who is going to let me its who is going to stop me Ayn Rand.
You mustnt lose it Robin Williams. People are like music. You cant live your life for other people.
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