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2 How many people here have telekenetic powers. Really all quotes are very funny and nice please add some more funny quotes of love. Doctors are just the same as lawyers.

Success quotes funny quotes positive quotes. If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else. I tell you what always catches my eye.

Short and Funny Quotes about Family 61. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing. Looking for the most funny quotes today.

Be a voice not an echo. Black Holes are where God divided by zero. If you were my wife Id drink it.

If you lose your shoe at midnight youre drunk. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26. Short people with an umbrella.

The first time I see a jogger smiling Ill consider it. The trouble is they are usually married to each other. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob. Keep reading to discover even more great ones by Steve Jobs Gandhi Socrates Picasso etc. Ive been indulging myself in short inspirational quotes every day since 2004.

Life is short enjoy the little things. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Funny goodbye quotes are useful to specially thank and say goodbye to someone in funny and creative way so as to ease the emotion of saying goodbye and make it actually fun.

Gary Delaney 248. Life is not a fairy tale. 3 Do Lipton employees take.

No matter how bad it gets Im always rich when I go to the dollar store. If you want to be criticized marry. In fact short sentences mantras and positive self-talk have changed my life completely.

Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day. Best Funniest quotes and sayings. 1 Never trust people who smile constantly.

No rain no flower. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. While reading really enjoyed a lot.

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Enjoying the quotes so far. Winston if you were my husband Id put poison in your coffee. You share such a great stuff.

Big things often have small beginnings. If at first you dont succeed skydiving definitely isnt for you. 60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes 1.

I think its a best funny love quotes. Youll discover the funniest lines ever on friends family love women men fun with great images. Cindy from Marzahn 249.

November 18 2018 at 958 am. All the quotes listed could be used for friends girlboy friends teachers coworkers classmates and even your boss.

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