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I just go normal from time to time. Funny Quotes - BrainyQuote. Batrachomyomachy To make a mountain out of a molehill.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26. You cant live your life for other people.
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Do not take life too seriously. Life moves pretty fast. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself. These 101 funny quotes from comedians movies authors and TV look at the hilarious side of life. Lollygag To dawdle or be overly slow.
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