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12th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
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But people like me are always the same as they were last year. In life only three things are certain. You will never get out of it alive.
The trouble is they are usually married to each other. 30 My Mom Said Follow Your Dreams So I Went Back To Bed. To solve the human equation we need to add love subtract hate multiply good and divide between truth and error.
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Best funny wishes To Say about life Success. Joan Rivers Click to tweet. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
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January is the light of hope and December really disappoints those who are filled with the overdose of resolutions. Funny Quotes That ARE Short Funny Quotes And Humorous Lines.