Bill is the king of funny quotes. Arnold knows whats best for you you better listen. It isnt much but its better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan Thus spoke the title character a newly enlightened movie director played by Joel McCrea at the conclusion of Preston Sturgess immortal comedy Sullivans Travels 1941.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them. Chase famous book writer. Spanish proverb Click to tweet.
I intend to live forever. Celebrities say some pretty clever andor funny things sometimes. Baby brain is real.
I have no illusions about my looks. 11 Good Quotes From Bad Men. List best viewed while wearing a top hat and monocle.
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38 Anonymous Confessions From Police Officers That Will Surprise You. Jennifer Lawrences concept of freedom. Below are a few great quotes from Lady Gaga Tina Fey Johnny Depp Jack Black and more.
These famous people can conjure some really weird and funny quotes but you should read for yourself. Quotes by famous people about life 21. Perpetual confusion during pregnancy isnt a mythjust ask Olivia Wilde.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers. Clever clever i like it. If youre enjoying this list of the funniest quotes of all time youll love this collection of hilarious tweets.
So far so good. I think if you live in a black-and-white world youre gonna suffer a lot. Steven Wright Click to tweet.
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Funny Celebrity quotes are a hilarious set of quotes from many different celebrities that are full of humor and sometimes weird. The difference between being prime minister and not being prime minister is that people actually applaud you for barbecuingFormer prime minister Kim. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
15 Celebrities That Are Surprisingly The Same Age. Helen Gurley Brown former editor of Cosmopolitan. The first funny celebrity quotes on the list and its a good one.
This makes perfect sense. Calvin Coolidge the 30th president of the united states. Good girls go to heaven bad girls go everywhere.
The trouble is they are usually married to each other. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Winston Churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes.
21 Scathingly Witty Insults By Famous People. You will finds quotes from Ellen Degeneres who is always funny and others like Brad Pitt. I used to be like that.
Ive been called worse things by better peoplePierre Trudeau responding to former US. Arthur Wellesley the 1st duke of ellington. Great Homer Simpson Quotes To Celebrate His 60th Birthday.
And when you want to boost your mental clarity. Inspirational Actor Actress Quotes. LOL loving it truly.
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President Richard Nixon who called him a clever son of a b. The only part of that statement Id change is it isnt much. My mother always used to say.
The older you get the better you get unless youre a banana. You cant outwit fate by standing on the sidelines placing little side bets about the outcome of life. Either you wade in and risk everything you have to play the game or you dont play at all.
Rose Betty White The Golden Girls. Another clever funny quote from Dorothy. Before there was NO U the world crafted insults like fine wine.
I should not be allowed to operate heavy equipment including iPhones the actress tweeted. I think my face is funny Audrey Hepburn as Jo Stockton in Funny Face. Rodney Dangerfield Click to tweet.
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