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Steven Wright Click to tweet. Funny Quotes Of The Day 1. Its a beautiful day to leave me alone.

Our collection includes funny inspirational and motivational quotations said by some famous people and others. Spanish proverb Click to tweet. Getting paid to sleep thats my dream job.

Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. A broad smile is a cooler way of showing your enemies that you have teeth. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

Famous funny quotes and humorous quotes Life is a waste of time time is a waste of life so get wasted and the time of your life. Funny quotes of the day Herpes we cut the burrito in half That way I could have my piece and she could have herpes. I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific.

50th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day Robert Frost. One day youtube twitter and facebok will join together and be called Youtwitface 2. You will never get out of it alive.

If you die in an elevator be sure to push the UP button. Do not take life too seriously. So far so good.

I intend to live forever. A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. 10 Monday 23 Tuesday 40 Wednesday 22 Thursday and 5 Friday Anonymous 24.

To make you relax laugh and have a good time. Even if you are on the right track youll get run over if you just sit there Will Rogers. Cool Funny Quotes Amusing Sayings and Quotations.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them. I always give 100 at Work. Here are 170 of the best funny quotes I could find.

Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. My friend Hector just told me jokes and I laughed so hard I.

We all need humor in life it helps the challenges that we all sometimes face. Have you ever made a toy squeak its last squeak it changes you man 3.

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