Funny Inspirational Work Quotes. -Unknown Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because theyre looking for ideas. In this post you will find some incredibly funny quotes for work.
I was going to suggest a party but I guess youre too busy working. Lesser mortals would have gone insane by now. I cant work in an environment where Im expected to do my job.
Working for the Weekend. Show me a man who is a good loser and Ill show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. You shot it into the stratosphere.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Dont you dare think about taking another job but if you do please take me with you. 50th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes.
It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. -Paula Poundstone If hard work were such a wonderful thing surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it Bill Gates 2.
Leaving you with one last funny quote about work If you think your boss is stupid remember. Grass grows birds fly waves pound the sand. Improved employee commitment - when employees are motivated it is more than likely that this will be evidenced in the level of commitment they put in their work and subsequently an increased level of quality.
Funny Work Anniversary Messages for Coworkers. Team work makes the dream work and having you on our team makes work a dream come true. You wouldnt have a job if he was any smarter John Gotti.
Its important that we enjoy the work we do. Scott Adams The Dilbert Principle. 100 Funny Work Quotes Thatll Make Your Daily Grind More Enjoyable 1.
I beat people up Muhammad Ali I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Or at least try to make it as fun as possible. 261 Hilariously Funny Quotes For Motivation You Will Laugh Lots.
You will find lots of relatable quotes about work-life in this post that will have you laughing out loud. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Funny motivational work quotes People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.
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In this collection of funny work quotes glimpse the lighter side of work life. Congrats on surviving another year at your job. 80 Every Friday I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.
-Unknown Be nice to nerds. Share these with your colleagues to create an upbeat environment in your workplace. Your hard work takes the company to new heights.
79 Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. Doing nothing is very hard to do you.