12th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes. Topic People Relationships Trust. Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.
More funny quotes. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
Funny Humor Barbie. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Its like a full-time job and we should treat it like one.
Funny quotes on relationships Its really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people Axl Rose lead singer of Guns. Laird Oh the comfort the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person having neither to. I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.
0 Is this quote funny or wise. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you they should give you two weeks notice. Here are some rib-tickling quotes about relationships which are bound to make you laugh your heart out.
If we center ourselves within the heart chakra and control our thoughts we can find the balance and harmony in every situation Laurie Bain Abilities wither under faultfinding blossom with encouragement Donald A. Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful. You cant just give up on someone because the situation is not ideal.
Its so simple to be wise. Assumptions are the termites of relationships. If A is success in life then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z.
Trust is involved in all the basic elements of a healthy relationship. Great relationships are not great because they have no problems. Go to table of contents.
The more you judge the more you separate yourself. If we dont succeed we run the risk of failure. Transformative quotes about communication and relationships.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. There should be severance pay and before they leave you they should have to find you a temp. Funny or Wise.
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. By fowadmin Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. I know theyre around here somewhere.
And Z - keeping your mouth shut. Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else. Namely love respect and consideration for another person communication commitment and honesty.
Hopefully long and useful but it always ends at the wrong moment. Do I trust you enough to go there Rate this quote below. There are few things more monumental in life than your wedding day but as these funny marriage quotes might suggest there are also few things sillier than marriage.
Henry Winkler Funny Quotes about Life. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. If you attack someones identity you shut down all conversations with them.
Because lets be real a happy marriage is usually far from perfect and married life hello spending every waking minute with the same person and somehow still loving them is often riddled with hilarious moments. Dont consider how many you can please but whom.