0 Is this quote funny or wise. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Here are some rib-tickling quotes about relationships which are bound to make you laugh your heart out.
Its like a full-time job and we should treat it like one. Funny or Wise. And Z - keeping your mouth shut.
More funny quotes. Namely love respect and consideration for another person communication commitment and honesty. Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
Funny Humor Barbie. Most of its missing and whats there stinks. Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
I think the thing to remember when youre looking for true love. Relationships are never easy all the time but if you care about the person enough you are willing to do whatever work it takes to make it last. Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. 12th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes.
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. If we center ourselves within the heart chakra and control our thoughts we can find the balance and harmony in every situation Laurie Bain Abilities wither under faultfinding blossom with encouragement Donald A. Do I trust you enough to go there Rate this quote below.
There are few things more monumental in life than your wedding day but as these funny marriage quotes might suggest there are also few things sillier than marriage. I know theyre around here somewhere. If A is success in life then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z.
You cant just give up on someone because the situation is not ideal. The more you judge the more you separate yourself. Topic People Relationships Trust.
Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else. Assumptions are the termites of relationships. Its so simple to be wise.
If you attack someones identity you shut down all conversations with them. By fowadmin Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. Go to table of contents.
Trust is involved in all the basic elements of a healthy relationship. Transformative quotes about communication and relationships. Laird Oh the comfort the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person having neither to.
There should be severance pay and before they leave you they should have to find you a temp. Funny quotes on relationships Its really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people Axl Rose lead singer of Guns. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Hopefully long and useful but it always ends at the wrong moment. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you they should give you two weeks notice. Great relationships are not great because they have no problems.
I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. Because lets be real a happy marriage is usually far from perfect and married life hello spending every waking minute with the same person and somehow still loving them is often riddled with hilarious moments.