Pretty fly for a cacti. I dont do drugs though. How They Looked In Real Life.
Its the war against it that does all the violence. Bob Marley Musician. Someone from None posted a whisper which reads Dear rap artists Please stop putting police sirens in your songs.
Smoking marijuana as long as you leave the nicotine out of it is certainly no more damaging than having a drink and I suspect better for you than having a drink. Sincerely every paranoid stoner. Lukas Kaiser is a comedy writer and an associate film and television producer.
Marijuana has killed far fewer people than swimming pools. 98 Funny Weed Memes For True Stoners. Lookin sharp my friend.
Ones condition on marijuana is always existential. Krulick Motivated by the light I sit in the darkness and plan my escape the lighter reminds me of the sun. Aloe you vera much.
Funny yearbook quotes 1. Getting The Biz Ready For When Weed Is Legalized Funny Weed Memes. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one.
If you can have a joint or two and feel like the most high then you are the coolest kid in your neighborhood. How They Looked Online. It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff.
Of course I know how to roll a joint Martha Stewart. By regulating marijuana we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people Sal Albanese. The Almighty made weed human made beer.
What did the stoners girlfriend say. This quote should ring true to any habitual weed smoker who spends their high time in deep thought and meditation. There have been many famous people denying the use of weed.
Im no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one. Cool cat but Im burning through nine lives. Id always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid.
Bob Marley Musician. Weed memes that will have you laughing all day and remind youus herb lovers are all in this together. A collection of short funny jokes related to Marijuana Weed and Cannabis.
Amanda Bynes threw a bong out of a moving car or Bill Clinton famously stating that he didnt inhale. If I cant marry a dude Ill Mary Jane. See more ideas about weed quotes weed weed humor.
When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself. Ah April 20th420Its the yearly celebration of everyones favorite illicit in most states substance marijuana. Insightful weed quotes.
Get a puff weed will not judge you. It is quite hilarious that the most perilous thing about marijuana is getting caught in its possession. Some of this memes have been used as a measure of who is cooler than who.
Weed smoke is my holy water come and get baptized. Stoners will love these one liners. When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself.
Cannabis is not a drug it is a plant therefore I. Marijuana by Stephanie F. Marijuana Weed Cannabis Jokes.
He has contributed to Comedy Central and Spike TV. Im actually not funny Im just really mean and people think Im joking 2. Funny Plant Quotes for Cacti Cactus These plant quotes are especially cute for cactus.
Weed memes for Social Identity. Herb is the healing of a nation alcohol is the destruction. I was very interested in glue and then I went to lager and speed and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me dont smoke marijuana it will kill you.
Weed Quotes Stoner Quotes Stoner Humor Weed Memes Weed Humor Funny Quotes Stoner Art Weed Facts Bff Quotes Dear rap artists Please stop putting police sirens in your songs. Kush Had Me Like. In a world of pansies be a cactus.
Most if not all of these quotes are just hilarious. Celebrities are propagating this culture. Casual drug users should be taken out and shot.
And their fans and followers identify with them. Over the past few years memes have rapidly evolved from harmless observations about our daily lives to a whole new world of humor that treads a thin line between hilarious and bizarre. Love Cool Legalize ROFL Truth Chill.
Some people think that the banning. And hes right stress is rampant in this day and age and theres no better remedy.