The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later. Counting The Paper Ballots. Anyones better than the jerk whos in there now James Landis.
The consensus after the election is that 100 of Americans think 50. Your parents say your quick tongue will get you in trouble one day but you know deep down theyre chuffed to lay claim to the funny kid. Things Overheard At The Voting Booths.
Look At All These Great Voting Rights I Have. I am a man of fixed and unbending principles the first of which is to be flexible at all times. Love it or hate it theres no doubt school plays a large role in our formative years simply due to the amount of years spent going to class.
Voting is not only our rightit is our power Loung Ung. The instrument and symbol of a freemans power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country Ambrose Bierce The Devils Dictionary Everything is changing. America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but wont cross the street to vote.
Youre the kind of student with a special talent to make even the most boring math class erupt into laughter. Boris Johnson Quotes. Elections belong to the people Abraham Lincoln.
If voting made any difference they wouldnt let us do it. One Does Not Simply Vote So Much Power. Take it to the polls Nanette L.
Voting is as much an emotional act as it is an intellectual one Monica Crowley. Funny Political QuotesGroup 6. I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics and that is ready money.
Whether these inscriptions were intentionally funny or not - they sure made us laugh. Always vote for principle though you may vote alone and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. Youre clever witty and arent afraid to push the.
Its amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. On voting Conservative. For 10 years we in the Tory party.
If Voting Actually Worked If You Vote. Vote Quotes - BrainyQuote. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke Will Rogers For seven and a half years Ive worked alongside President Reagan.
8132 945 votes. Talk is cheap voting is free. Funny School Sayings and Quotes.
In a dictatorship you dont. More quotes about voting. Below youll find a collection of humorous and funny school quotes.
Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral self-righteous bullying laziness. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Brace Yourselves Voting Memes Are Coming.
Business Cat Knows Voting Is Serious Business. The Class Clown Quote. Politics is show business for ugly people.
We also wouldnt mind at all if youd share your own funny quotes when you had a chance to make your own. The people who count the votes. The people who cast the votes decide nothing.
This can lead to some pretty entertaining and embarrassing moments. 8133 451 votes. Im running for mayor he told her and I want your vote You got it she said grabbing her glass.