Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old coffee quotes coffee sayings and coffee proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Sweet dreams are made of teas. Youre so naugh-tea.
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Today Id like to sit and sip forget the world a little bit. In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. You cant make everyone happy you are not coffee.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. But if it werent for the coffee Id have no identifiable personality whatsoever. Drinking tea just gives me sereni-tea.
Bow down to royal-tea. Ad If You Love Coffee Like We Love Coffee Youll Love FRC. Ignore the things I have to do and just enjoy a cup or two Book And Coffee I Love Coffee My Coffee Coffee Break Coffee Art.
Life without coffee is like something without something sorry I havent had any coffee yet Unknown. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Coffee just is not my cup of tea.
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. This tea is so tas-tea. The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
A cup of tea would restore my normality. Coffee From All Over The World Roasted Just For You. Youre such a teas tease Youre the best tea-cher you definitely know hot to mul-tea-task.
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Coffee gets me started tea keeps me going. Coffee is not my cup of tea Samuel Goldwyn. This cup is my proper-tea.
Funny Coffee Quotes and coffee Sayings. But if this is tea please bring me some coffee. They will give you good laugh and an extra kick with that espresso.
Inhale caffeine exhale negativity. These funny coffee quotes are the perfect read during your morning cup of joe. Everything stops for gaming but not tea.
Its for your own safe-tea. Way too much coffee. Remember the tea kettle though up to its neck in hot water it continues to sing.
The best dinosaur is definitely the Tea-rex. Coffee From All Over The World Roasted Just For You. If this is coffee please bring me some tea.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. Great tea is a pleasure great friends are a treasure. Get this part-TEA started.
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