Funny Quotes About Life. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing. They make total sense but with a pinch of humor.
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There are no stupid questions just stupid people. Yes officer I saw the speed limit I just didnt see your car. Well so can life quotes This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find from Johnny Carson to Kurt Cobain.
My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26. Like a road it has many bends ups and down but thats its beauty. Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day.
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Enjoy how much you can. Dont compare yourself with others just compare your today with your yesterday. Life is a mysterious journey.
I think life is one and dont let him go waste in vain. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of. Life can be funny sometimes.
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Never trust people who smile constantly. 43 Witty Clever Quotes on Life Lessons Both Sage and Fun. This is a curated sub-category.
When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. At this world we have only one chance to live happily or without this life has no color. Never take life seriously.
Witty clever remarks and comeback have their unique way of spicing things up in conversations both real and fiction. Theyre either selling something or not very bright. Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words Life is not always perfect.
If life gives you lemons make lemonade. I want to live. Short funny quotes and sayings I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile.
Nobody gets out alive anyway. Funny quotes on life relationship advice Words To Make You Laugh If you love someone let them go.