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Here are 103 funny drinking quotes that will have the room buzzing. Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald. December is the time when everyone wants to enjoy and celebrate the holiday season.

Now bring on that damn cat. Funny Drinking Quotes Beer Quotes Alcohol Quotes and Bartending Quotes. A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Alcohol removes inhibitions like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted. To all liquor lovers It takes only one drink to get me drunk. Funny drunk girls quotes sayings.

One should always be drunk. Drunk driving sayings and quotes. Some should only be sipped but with others drink the whole bottle.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years Michael Caine There is no bad whiskey. I only drink on two occasions when Im thirsty and when Im not.

The compliment of wise really means a lot coming from plato we d like to think he d also enjoy these funny drinking quotes and. The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that the drunk doesnt have to attend all those meetings Arthur Lewis. Winston Churchill Morning May Ugly Always do sober what you said youd do drunk.

First you take a drink then the drink takes a drink then the drink takes you. Quotes about being an alcoholic. Thats all that mattersBut with what.

Christmas and The New Years Eve are good enough reasons for everyone to start partying. Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. Tongue out one eye open the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the.

Ernest Hemingway A woman drove me to drink and I didnt even have the decency to thank her. Now go get your laugh on. There are only some whiskeys that arent as good as others Raymond Chandler.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

With wine with poetry or with virtue as you chose. A drunk man never tells a lie. Funny Drinking Sayings and Quotes Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny drinking quotes funny drinking sayings and funny drinking proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. Drunk Sayings and Quotes Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old drunk quotes drunk sayings and drunk proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Short Funny Alcohol Sayings When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading Henny Youngman I only drink on 2 occasions when Im thirsty and when Im not Unknown Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Kinky Friedman I cook with wineSometimes I. Beer if drunk in moderation softens the temper cheers the spirit and promotes health. Here are some funny quotes that you can use to impress your friends.

Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys. All wines should be tasted.

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