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Here is a great collection of witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Doctors are just the same as lawyers. So to keep you healthy and happy literally enjoy these 60 funny quotes Best Funny sayings images.

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228 hilarious funny sayings. When you sit with a nice girl for two hours it seems like two minutes. Clothed While Doing Laundry.

Life is like a hot bath. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. When youre so sarcastic people arent sure whether youre joking or whether youre just crazy 33.

Funny Quotes and Sayings. In life only three things are certain. You call them swear words.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover hard to find lucky to have. My friend thinks he s smart. I had an extremely busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Best Funny Quotes Life And Funny Sayings pictures When a couple is arguing over who loves who more the one that gives up is the real winner 1. Please keep clothes on while doing laundry Sue Connor. It feels good while youre in it but the longer you stay in the more wrinkled you get.

Funny Sayings with pictures Never stop learning because life never stops teaching 2. A million memories flashed through my mind but I just smiled and said I used to Funny Quotes and Sayings. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes it seems like two hours.

Silence is golden unless you have kids then silence is just plain suspicious. Easy to read a list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing blogging and tweeting.

I call them sentence enhancers 32. You can stop driving me crazy I can walk from here. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Spotted on a Laundromat corkboard. If you dont like me remember its mind over matter. The trouble is they are usually married to each other.

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