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Here we have collected short funny quotes and sayings which can help you be happier and help you feel better. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy. Life is a waste of time time is a waste of life so get wasted and the time of your life.
Life is short Smile while you still have teeth. Best Funny Quotes Life And Funny Sayings pictures When a couple is arguing over who loves who more the one that gives up is the real winner 1. If you die in an elevator be sure to push the UP button.
A lifetime of happiness. Sometimes short funny quotes can help up loosen up a bit. Experiencing problems and melancholy is inevitable in life.
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Funny life quotes and sayings Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it by Tom Lehrer Like the law of karma. First in line is a compilation of inspirational and funny quotes from movies. A few funny mottos about life should surely make you take a look at the lighter side of things.
My cremation is going to be epic. The secret ingredient is always love. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I have a passion for not cooking. Ronan Keatings hit track Life is a Roller Coaster certainly puts a smile on my face. Life is truly like a roller coaster with its share of beautiful moments as well as tough days.
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Everything that happens in your life happens for a reason. No man alive could bear it. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
One is the realization. Its harder if youre stupid. Life would be tragic if it werent funny Stephen Hawking.
Life is like a hot bath. Now Joan Baez There are compensations for growing older. Live in the sunshine swim the sea drink the wild air Ralph Waldo Emerson.
My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on. It would be hell on earth. 75 funny quotes and sayings - short quotes that are funny words funny quotes funny sayings funny quotes and sayings 2.
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Theres life without Facebook and Internet. Life is designed to kick your ASS. Funny Life Slogans.
Its so great to find that one special person you want to. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be Funny quotes about love to express I love being married. I had an extremely busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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