Funny Work Quotes I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. 100 Funny Work Quotes. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
Dont you dare think about taking another job but if you do please take me with you. Whether you want to enhance a team email or make your next meeting or presentation more impactful weve got a quote for you. When I was five I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.
Funny and memorable The Office quotes. I was going to suggest a party but I guess youre too busy working. So go through some funny work quotes which acts like a stress-buster even when you celebrate the joy of who you are and what you do.
50th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing. Even if you are on the right track youll get run over if you just sit there.
Funny Work Anniversary Messages for Coworkers. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Scott Adams The Dilbert Principle.
Show me a man who is a good loser and Ill show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. The glass is refillable -Unknown Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it -Chinese proverb. Funny motivational work quotes People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.
Lesser mortals would have gone insane by now. Short Funny Office Quotes One needs to take some time off from work and recharge to start afresh. I mean Im not a slut but who knows Kelly Kapoor Mindy Kaling 42.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Workplace quotes on positive work attitude The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. Leaving you with one last funny quote about work If you think your boss is stupid remember.
Given below are some short quotes to tickle your funny bone. Share these with your colleagues to create an upbeat environment in your workplace. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Dont forget to also read these hilarious Dwight Schrute quotes. When work feels overwhelming remember that youre going to die. Feel free to take these images and use them any way you see fit.
You wouldnt have a job if he was any smarter John Gotti. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty. Congrats on surviving another year at your job.
My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26.