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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Winston Churchill I may be drunk Miss but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly Robert Frost The brain is a wonderful organ. Famous Morning-Themed Quotes.
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Life is short and it is up to you to make it sweet. Check out these 75 funny quotes and sayings about life to smile on your face. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office William Feather.
Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day. Whatever is good for your souldo that. Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
Make each day your masterpiece. Sarah Louise Delany. Repeat or copy these quotes out to your friends to make them laugh.
Do not take life too seriously. I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific. Where better to start our day than with Americas favorite new dad.
60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes 1. Phil Dunphy from the series Modern Family has a way with obvious words. FEEL GOOD QUOTES TO START YOUR DAY.
Here are 24 empowering quotes to start your day right and to ease yourself into your day with a positive motivated and inspired attitude. Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day Phil Dunphy. Our collection of witty funny pictures of funny saying which are short words easy to remember but still hilarious phrases.
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