I also want you to know that have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Youre on your own. Happy wedding anniversary for you my dear.
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But you still keep me charged every day. Were still married Im completely not sick of you yet Marriage. It was my mistake so you cannot punish a goat for that.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me Winston Churchill former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. I think we should slay a goat on our anniversary. We are like salt and a paper cut two things that arent supposed to be together but end up that way anywaysHappy Anniversary Hubby.
Select one or more from these funny anniversary quotes to celebrate your marriagelove anniversary. Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Husband. Thank you for being my husband my partner my lover and my best friend.
You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. Love you and happy anniversary. To help laugh about the years past and your own romance here are some funny quotes that are meant specifically for wedding anniversaries.
. Remember the Hell hath no fury quote. Even though you fart in your sleep.
Happy anniversary Cheers to. Discover and share Funny Anniversary Quotes For Husband. One night Father Gill asked Fabio to share his secrets for staying happily married for almost 50 years.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret -Anonymous Youre the only one I want to annoy the rest of my life -Anonymous. Ok so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes off. Marriage a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them Ogden Nash American poet.
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Behind every successful man theres a girl But behind every successful better half theres a true man. Ten year wedding anniversary. When dating goes too far Thanks for being my unpaid therapist Sorry no refunds.
I thought Ill collapse Think about its been another 12 months since we finally celebrate your day our struggling errr loving begins. 150 Funny Anniversary Quotes Wishes Sayings and Images. Women naturally want to look as beautiful and elegant as possible on a happy day.
I am so blessed to perhaps you have as my hubby which is my best day in my own life. On our anniversary I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.
I like it Holy shit. Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Husband On our anniversary I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. Happy anniversary to the best husband ever.
Funny Anniversary Wishes to my Husband. Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because youd miss them. The sun seems to be shining brighter the skies seem a bit bluer and the birds seem a bit chirpier all because today is the anniversary of a sweet couple unlike any other.
On our anniversary lets celebrate being one year closer to Death do us part. Short Funny Anniversary Quotes Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener I love you more than carbs but less than cheese I still love you. So here are Best Funny Anniversary Wishes to Husband.
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