Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where theyre going to sit. Patience I Am Proud. Albert tosses the gum zinger in a comedy filled with great set-ups and funny movie quotes.
Funny quotes on saving it for someone you love. I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing.
Life in Lubbock Texas taught me that sex is the most awful filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love Butch. Sometimes when I close my eyes I cant see. Im not a complete idiot some parts are missing At all the weddings my aunts would come up and poke me in the ribs cackling Youre next.
Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. Its better to be the greatest of all stupids than to be the dumbest of all intelligent people. The first thing you learn in life is youre a fool.
Anyway no drug not even alcohol causes the fundamental ills of society. Haha Funny Funny Shit Funny Jokes Funny Stuff Funny Things Funny Riddles Funny Humour Freaking Hilarious Stupid Things. Some scientists claim that hydrogen because it is.
The universe and human stupidity. The line between bravery and stupidity is so thin that you dont know youve crossed it until youre dead Unknown Stupidity is a talent for misconception. We hope our collection of funny quotes from comedians celebrities and philosophers made you laugh out loud and gives you the cheer you need to get through the day.
Intelligence is unprincipled but stupidity is honest and straightforward Fyodor Dostoyevsky The Brothers Karamazov. A cop pulled me over and told me Papers so I said Scissors I win and drove off. Come back anytime you can benefit from a good laugh and stay inspired.
Incredibly intelligent people always seem odd to those who are not as sharp DaS. I have inherited my dads lack of patience for stupidity and because of this mind set I seem to come across stupidity more than usual. As they say laughter is the best form of medicine.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Funny quotes about ignorance and stupidity. They stopped after I started doing the same thing at funerals.
Sarcastic Quotes About stupidity. See more ideas about funny quotes humor bones funny. Couple quotes never argue with stupid people they ll drag.
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Even the most naive person can say something really funny. 46 quotes have been tagged as stupidity-quotes. You can have as many.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. We were often told when growing up that there are no stupid questions but there really are.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life Frank Zappa. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.
Harlan Ellison Arnie Fenner 2011. See more ideas about funny quotes sarcasm bones funny. Two things are infinite.
Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience-Mark Twain. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
The funny happy ending is one of the best. Our research team do research and collect best quotes at one place. Some people just need a hug.
The more stupid one is the clearer one is. Some people just need a hug. And Im not sure about the universe.
How true that is. There are no stupid questions just stupid people. Dear Math please grow up and solve your own problems Im.