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Another funny 50th birthday poem by Heather Spiva Sacramento CA I bet you never thought 50 would come on your doorstep like a ghost of the future. Humorous Quotes on Turning 50. 12 By turning a glorious fifty.

Happy 50th birthday. Let the happiness pour. Share them with the birthday honoree or anyone you think might get a chuckle out of them.

It creeps up on you Anon. You celebrate with the symbol for peace Maybe one day we wont need. At 50 youve entered the stone age.

Turning 50 means its only a matter of time before youre regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. Discover and save your own Pins on Pinterest. Funny 50th Birthday Quotes.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist Anon Old age is like underwear. - Anonymous 50 years old. By fifty youve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.

Bill Clinton After a man is 50 you can fool him by saying he is smart but you cant fool him by saying hes pretty. Victor Hugo So instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion. At fifty you are flawless and perfect.

Happy birthday to a friend thats fine as wine. - Melanie White 50 isnt old just ask anybody whos 90. These quotes will tickle just about anyones funny bone.

Gall kidney and bladder. Reality is a place that requires humor These hilarious birthday jokes will kick you into the fifties with a laugh so you can kick up your heels high or not. A bunch of funny 50th birthday jokes of course.

Heres another funny 50th birthday poem that makes fun of reaching that special milestone. 50th Birthday Sayings Group 5. Career has reached highest peak Starting to look a bit antique.

You have been responsible. Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. Not much more left to achieve Days have passed being naive.

You have shown everyone. Your achievements are admirable. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

Look on the bright side. Happy 50th birthday. So youre turning 50 in the age of plastic but youre no candidate for a face-lift.

Yes youre a lot smarter now than you were when you were younger which indeed is nice but often at the expense of the raw strength of your body and the smoothness of your face which may seem less nice but. So relax and enjoy. That you are still a bundle of fun.

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Youre a better person now than you were at 30 so youre only going to keep getting better with age. 50th Birthday Humor Quotes Group 1. Full of experience and intellect.

You may be worried about turning 50 but take my word for it. Funny 50th Birthday Quotes for a comical quota of 50s reality. Yet its arrived and just like a bad dream it beckons you over the hill like an aging loser.

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150000 miles. Fifty young tiny roadblock Smell the flowers. 50 is a nice round number it pretty much matches my body.

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