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Use these funny quotes to describe yourself in the About Me section of your online profile page or for funny status updates about you. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26. Albert tosses the gum zinger in a comedy filled with great set-ups and funny movie quotes.

Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray. Youll discover the funniest lines ever on friends family love women men fun with great images. Its kind of a shock.

Funny quotes about me Funny Status Updates About Me I am living large and taking charge. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob. The trouble is they are usually married to each other.

Well so can life quotes This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find from Johnny Carson to Kurt Cobain. Looking for the most funny quotes today. If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else.

We dont often feature funny quotes on Wealthy Gorilla but after compiling this list Ill make an exception. Go to table of contents. Sometimes short funny quotes can help up loosen up a bit.

Check out our full collection of life quotes. Im so awesome I wish I had a friend like me. Nothing prepared me for being this awesome.

People are like music. Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese. Some speak the truth and others are just noise.

First in line is a compilation of inspirational and funny quotes from movies. Im so hot that I contribute to global warming. Winston if you were my husband Id put poison in your coffee.

Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. Life can be funny sometimes. 60 Short Funny Motivational.

If you are a fan of Spider Man you may be familiar with these quotes. I mean why cant we have a little fun and be motivated at the same time. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

The funny happy ending is one of the best. I am not a member of any organized political party. If you were my wife Id drink it.

A day without sunshine is like you know night. Here we have collected short funny quotes and sayings which can help you be happier and help you feel better. This is a curated sub-category.

Im so cool that even ice cubes are jealous. Im so naturally funny because my life is like a joke. I am a Democrat.

Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing. Im so cool I wasnt actually born I was defrosted. Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day.

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