I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Clint Eastwood To fall in love is awfully simple but to fall out of love is simply awful. Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Marriage has no guarantees. Live and fall in love. Funny wedding quotes make up funny wedding toasts but witty wedding quotes make up for a playful and catchy wedding speech.
Some funny quotes about love for wedding speeches. One thing Ive noticed while researching quotes for sharing is that there are a lot of really bad funny marriage quotes. Never ever discount the idea of marriage.
Marriage is a beautiful time for you and your love a time to be happy and goofy and just let down your hair because you just did one of the most important mandates to humankind. And life is a little weird. If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery.
To keep your marriage brimming with love in the wedding cup whenever youre wrong admit it. Sure someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. They tend to get to the heart of marriage problems and blessings in only 140 characters.
Hopefully your marriage is the fun type where you can share jokes and hilariously witty stuff with one another. The right amount can make a delicacy out of a bland meal. Poking fun at love or marriage can be a dangerous proposition when youre making a joke in the presence of your loved one.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is. But when a ten-year married man looks happy we wonder why. I love being married.
Humor is like spice. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdnessand call it lovetrue love Robert Fulgham American author. When a newly married man looks happy we know why.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. Im finding fourth grade hard enough Regina 10. The key is the right amount Use a humorous quote to season your words with the right amount of humor.
Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Rita Rudner Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards Benjamin Franklin Marriage is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one Mae West. Funny Marriage Quotes I love being married.
Sometimes the funniest quotes on love and marriage dont come from stand-up comedians and professional entertainers. Always remember to fight with two words Yes Dear Anonymous People are weird. Its great to find that one special person who you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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