A good marriage is like a game of chess the queen should always protect her king. Here are my top 25 funny marriage quotes and wedding sayings not ranked. Like the vow says in sick and in health till death do us part.
Funny wedding quotes sayings Weddings bring all of us together to celebrate the union of two individuals growing in love. As a witness of such a beautiful association it dawns upon us to bless the newly-wed couple with heartfelt wishes and messages. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life Joseph Addison A happy man marries the girl he loves.
Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes 1. Never go to bed mad stay up and fight. About the married life wives husbands and more.
Marriage is when a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters degree Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Well at least a short part of it says that anyway.
A happier man loves the girl he marries anonymous. Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome Jerry Seinfeld American comedian. But so again are thunder and lightning.
Funny wedding toast quotes The moment you get married your freedom sex life and happiness are over. To keep your marriage brimming with love in the wedding cup whenever youre wrong admit it. People say you cant live without love but I think oxygen is more important.
Youll need some funny marriage advice too to make everyone laugh. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. Marriages are made in heaven.
Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.