Finding that special someone to share the rest of your life with is one of the best gifts we could ever ask for but life is. Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray. As a child my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school.
Love is a funny thing. Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going. Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light.
Go to table of contents. The people are fucked - George Carlin Carlin was well. Having fun is the other half- Bum Phillips.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad -Brian Gerald ODriscoll 4. Set a man on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life. George Carlin on Planets and People The planet is fine.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one -Erma Bombeck 5. We all love things gratis but definitely not the aforementioned. Live and work but do not forget to play to have fun in life and really enjoy it Eileen Caddy.
Fun is one of the most important and underrated ingredients in any successful venture. Netflix and tuck myself in by 9. With so much humor in the world weve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond.
Build a man a fire and hell be warm for an hour. Its kind of a shock. Nothing pains some people more than having to think Short funny life quote.
People are like music. -Terry Pratchett Life is hard after all it kills you. I actually believed all those books belonged to her by Erma Bombeck.
Some speak the truth and others are just noise. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. -George Carlin Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it-French Proverb Clothes make the man.
We bring to you 40 really funny but true quotes of life that deeply reflect ironies of similar nature but in a lighter vein. Have fun quotes that will inspire you to live your best life. I can resist everything except temptation.
Winning is only half of it. Nothing prepared me for being this awesome.