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Have fun quotes that will inspire you to live your best life. Having fun is the other half- Bum Phillips. Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray.

We all love things gratis but definitely not the aforementioned. -Terry Pratchett Life is hard after all it kills you. If youre going to tell people the truth be funny or theyll kill you Billy Wilder.

Finding that special someone to share the rest of your life with is one of the best gifts we could ever ask for but life is. Build a man a fire and hell be warm for an hour. Netflix and tuck myself in by 9.

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. Fun is one of the most important and underrated ingredients in any successful venture. I can resist everything except temptation.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one -Erma Bombeck 5. George Carlin on Planets and People The planet is fine. Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light.

-George Carlin Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it-French Proverb Clothes make the man. Nothing pains some people more than having to think Short funny life quote. We bring to you 40 really funny but true quotes of life that deeply reflect ironies of similar nature but in a lighter vein.

Winning is only half of it. As a child my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her by Erma Bombeck.

Go to table of contents. 75 funny quotes and sayings - short quotes that are funny words quotes funny short short quotes funny funniest quotes in the world 13. Some speak the truth and others are just noise.

People are like music. Its kind of a shock. Live and work but do not forget to play to have fun in life and really enjoy it Eileen Caddy.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad -Brian Gerald ODriscoll 4. Love is a funny thing. Set a man on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life.

-Kathrine Hepburn Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

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