Dont forget to vote for the funniest tweet. Tweet out a funny or weird thing your mom has said and tag it with MomQuotes on May 3. Dont go out with a wet head youll catch cold.
Best Funny Mothers Day Quotes. If girls always treated each other like we do when were drunk in the girls bathroom then the world would be a much happier place. The answers started flooding in like there was no tomorrow because we know how crazy boomer-like adorable and clueless in tech but not in your dating life our moms can be.
These funny mom quotes will have you smiling even through the sleep deprivation. Yes please whine to me about how tired you are today. So I became a Mom Unknown 3.
If evolution really works how come mothers only have two hands. Dont pick that scab itll get infected. Funny Mom Quotes and Sayings About Food.
There are starving people in other countries Flordeliza D. I dont want to sleep like a baby I want to sleep like my husband. You live learn and upgrade.
In fact womens total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob. The closest I get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face foreverymom.
I love cleaning up messes I didnt make. Dont run in the house. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife -Queen Victoria.
Make mom laugh so hard her stomach hurts or tear up with love with these funny Mothers Day quotes. Im not asking you Im telling you Laura G. Dont eat that youll get worms.
Someone once asked me why women dont gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we dont have as much money. Its suspicious say all moms everywhere. Lots of people also use this medium to send their good wishes to their moms with the help of funny happy mothers day quotes.
Our Fave Mommisms. If I had a choice I would rather go to war -George W. Dont talk with your mouth full.
Currently searching for my sons chocolate I ate last night. Mom will you make me something to eat. If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else.
Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list. Funny Motherhood Quotes 1. 43 Funny Mom Quotes and Sayings.
Quote for Moms on their 2nd 3rd or 4th pregnancy. Funny Quotes Straight from the Top. Doctors are just the same as lawyers.
The best part of parenting is eating the leftovers on your kids plate because anything left is calorie-free. I used to have functioning brain cells but I traded them in for children 2. Dont sit too close to the television itll ruin your eyes.
Ive been to war. Look at all the things Ive worried about that never happened Elaine Benton Hurst Texas The First National Bank of Mom. From moms apologizing for butt-dialing somebody by telling them it was a booty call to moms who order pickles with extra cheeseburgers these tweets will remind you that moms really are special in every sense of the word.
Hiding in the bathroom with the door locked eating Nutella. Slam that door one more time and Im taking it OFF Stephanie M. Silence isnt golden.
Dont pick your nose in public. These funny motherhood quotes make it easy to laugh about the common problems all mother face. The trouble is they are usually married to each other.
That was a true but incomplete answer. Worrying works she liked to say. To me drink responsibly means dont spill it.
I want my children to have all the things I couldnt afford. Dont make me get up.