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Its your fault that Im always turned on. I dont feel them because when you kiss me I feel the whole zoo in my body. Marriage is like a bank account.
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I just cant help myself I want you in every way possible. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Most of its missing and whats there stinks.
Business proposals in a few minutes. A man falls in love through his eyes a woman through her ears Woodrow Wyatt A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him Brendan Francis. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. When love is persistent Love is a lot like a backache it doesnt show up on X-rays but you know its there George Burns Cigar-puffing comedian George. Love doesnt make the world go round.
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