I brought you a baldness shampoo as a gift. Today is your birthday the only day youre allowed to say things that youd regret on any other day. You can post these cute messages on your Facebook status or insert as photo captions on the Instagram.
I wish you the best of birthdays. Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. I hope you enjoy it a lot hahaha happy birthday funny.
So you will have the best care I think haha. That awesome moment when youre telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you. Happy birthday to someone who is smart gorgeous funny and reminds me a lot of myself from one fabulous chick to another Funny Birthday wishes.
Enjoy your gift of nothing. Were best friends so there are certain things I know about you. We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits William Somerset Maugham.
Well who would have guessed a stinker like you would have grown up to be so nice. I wish you have a very happy birthday friend even if it is like the tenth time you tell me that you turn 30 hahaha it is time to assimilate the ages. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest.
General Funny Birthday Wishes 1. Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present dear friend. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
At your age you could have a barrel of whiskey and still not make it. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday.
Some people take a shot for every year they have been alive but I dont recommend it for you. Good friends dont let you do stupid things alone. Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
On your Birthday I would like to give you some words of wisdom. Soonly to make you comfortable of course Ive limited my birthday wishes to this simple heartfelt card. Wish your best friend happy birthday with these funny birthday quotes.
Cute Instagram Quotes Pick sweet and funny Instagram quotes about life love happiness and relationships for your Bios or directly post on your Instagram pictures. Smile while you still have teeth. A best friend like me is a gift in itself Having a smart funny and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself.
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3 Happy Birthday Best Friend Memes Funny Birthday Wishes for your Best Friend Dear Friend on your birthday I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment. Since you are obsessed with chocolate Ive invited the chocolate company to your birthday so that you can have over-doze of it. Happy birthday my friend.
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