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I look in the mirror and think to myself Shine on you crazy diamond. I am one perfect person to be your favorite hello. Lailah Gifty Akita.
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I am indeed a king because I know how to rule myself. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says Oh crap shes up.
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I am a queen because I know how to govern myself. Mary Wortley Montagu. FAT Im generous and Im looking for those skinny ones to share with.
I am a Queen because I know how to govern myself Lailah Gifty Akita I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination Albert Einstein I dont think of myself as an ugly person. Funny Quotes That Are Self-Deprecating. If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else.
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The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob. The trouble is they are usually married to each other. I am the only one who gets my jokes.
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