Hinton on being lucky If you have two friends in your lifetime youre lucky. You make me laugh harder than anyone else. Having weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us we would be put in a mental hospital Unknown.
Sometimes people say I must be gay for having a best friend who is also a female but they dont know you the way I do. This myth is like heels and purses pretty but designed to SLOW women down. I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.
Friendship is a lot like peeing your pants. Abandon the cultural myth that all female friendships must be bitchy toxic or competitive. You know my deepest darkest secretsand still choose to be my friend.
When you see your best friend somewhere unexpectedly 25. If theyre on the same wavelength as you when it comes to your sense of humor youll love sharing hilarious quotes with them that you can laugh at together. 2 It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Funny Friendship Quotes For Best Friends To Use As. You are my best friend and always will be. Okay this quote is just plain hilarious.
Always love your friends from your heart not from your mood or need 22. Female friendships that work are relationships in which women help each other belong to themselves Louise Bernikow 9. Ralph Waldo Emerson.
May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmothers teeth 38. Jane Austen Northanger Abbey 2. I dont know whats tighter.
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. A good friend will help you move. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warm feeling inside Bobby Deol.
Short and Funny Friendship quotes about fun times with friends. A good friend will help you move. And whether you admit it or not your life would never be complete without your girl.
I thought I was the only one Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. A best friend is someone who makes you laugh a little louder smile a little bigger and live a little better. A good friend will keep you from losing your mind but a best friend will join you in the craziness.
Friendship is not possible between two women one of whom is very well dressed. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another what. Youve made me laugh so hard I peed myself.
This number is no longer in service 43. Friendship isno need for explanations 23. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Our jeans or our friendship. Another hilarious best friend quote Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Funny Best Friend Quotes to Make You Laugh Whether its with inside jokes terrible puns or funny stories your friends are the ones that make you laugh the hardest.
Otto von Bismarck on love and friendship Love is blind. Happy birthday to my sister from a different mister. Crazy funny friendship quotes sayings and funny paragraph for best friend.
Whatever you call it whoever you are you need one. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry Unknown. The worst thing about your birthday is that people know how old I am too since we grew up together.
Read our list of funny quotes about women and tell us what you think. Our phones fall we panic. Im sorry my nice button is out of order today bitch bite me evil eye is still available though 42.
The world would never be the same without them. But best friend will help you move a dead body-Jim Hayes. Friends show their love in times of trouble not in happiness.
20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Best FriendMemes and Quotes. Funny friendship quotes from famous authors. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on.
If you have one good friend youre more than lucky. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. But you are wrong if you think you already know your girl well.
Then my best friend came along 44. Call it a clan call it a network call it a family. Happy birthday to my best friend ever.
Your besty will definitely get a kick out of this funny quote. But best friend will help you move a dead body. 1 I dont like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see I have friends in both places.
Our friends fall we laugh 24. Women are wonderful creation of God. I was an innocent being.
Being put in a mental asylum Friendship is. Friendship tries not to notice Otto von Bismarck.