125038 likes 42174 talking about this. A single moment of true joy is more powerful than a lifetime of sorrow. Be an adult and hit them with your car instead.
I am perfect because nobody is perfect I have been called nobody on Facebook. 2422 people like this. See more of Funny Pictures Quotes About Life Animal Pictures on Facebook.
The father is Nutella. Its just you seemed like you werent going to stop talking and I. Smile Happy looks good on you.
Quotes for Facebook about Life and Love with Pictures 1. If you dont step forward and youre always in the same place- Nora Roberts. Sometimes people are beautiful not in looks just in the way there are.
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You May Like. These Quotes for Facebook with images include love life friendship work school and dirty Facebook Quotes and Status updates. Funny quotes friends come and go likewaves n the ocean true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
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Life has a funny way of proving us wrong. If you dont ask the answer is always no. You leave me in time of trouble and now you want help from me that I help you in your time of trouble.
Never say That wont happen to me. Sure these Funny Quotes were coined by someone else but go ahead and share their witty words. Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.
If you die in an elevator be sure to push the Up button. Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it. Dont Facebook your problems.
My neighbors are listening to great music. Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. Page Transparency See More.
Whether they like it or not. Share these best funny jokes for Facebook with friends and make them lol too. I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
I dont always have time to study but when I do I dont. Funny Status for Facebook. According to my mirror I am pregnant.
See your status on Facebook five years from now you will see how an idiot you are. Funny Facebook Status Quotes - Cute Facebook Status Quotes Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards. Well so can life quotes This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find from Johnny Carson to Kurt Cobain.
If you can fake that youre in. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my Facebook Status. Silence and smile are the powerful tools smile solves all your problems silence keeps all your problems at bay.
Life is like the ocean. Below you will find some hilarious and funny jokes for Facebook which is too funny and able to make anyone lough out louder at the blink of an eye. My life has a great cast but I cant figure out the plot.
Making fun of someone youre angry with is childish. Laughter is the best medicine - Funny quotes sayings and pictures - Home Facebook. Life Quotes for Facebook Status.
Life is short smile while you still have teeth. Im sorry I slapped you. Life can be funny sometimes.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes. It gets better by change. Your life does not get better by chance.
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.