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If you dont go after what you want you will never have it. Funny Facebook Status Quotes - Cute Facebook Status Quotes Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards. According to my mirror I am pregnant.
Silence and smile are the powerful tools smile solves all your problems silence keeps all your problems at bay. Smile Happy looks good on you. Life Quotes for Facebook Status.
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If you dont step forward and youre always in the same place- Nora Roberts. Life can be funny sometimes. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my Facebook Status.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes. Life is like the ocean. Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.
Dont Facebook your problems. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong. Its just you seemed like you werent going to stop talking and I.
Protect her like a daughter love her like a wife and respect her like your mother. Sure these Funny Quotes were coined by someone else but go ahead and share their witty words. Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
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I am perfect because nobody is perfect I have been called nobody on Facebook. 2422 people like this. You leave me in time of trouble and now you want help from me that I help you in your time of trouble.
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning. Page Transparency See More. Never say That wont happen to me.
Funny quotes friends come and go likewaves n the ocean true ones stay like an octopus on your face. If you die in an elevator be sure to push the Up button. This is a curated sub-category.
Laughter is the best medicine - Funny quotes sayings and pictures - Home Facebook. Well so can life quotes This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find from Johnny Carson to Kurt Cobain. Sometimes people are beautiful not in looks just in the way there are.
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If you dont ask the answer is always no. Making fun of someone youre angry with is childish. A single moment of true joy is more powerful than a lifetime of sorrow.
I dont always have time to study but when I do I dont. You May Like. Share these best funny jokes for Facebook with friends and make them lol too.
See your status on Facebook five years from now you will see how an idiot you are. See more of Funny Pictures Quotes About Life Animal Pictures on Facebook. Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. Quotes for Facebook about Life and Love with Pictures 1. Whether they like it or not.
Im sorry I slapped you. Your life does not get better by chance. If you can fake that youre in.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.