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Dear couple you two are married for life but dont let your marriage put an end to all the fun late night parties. You are already getting married. I guess Im just at that age where people give up Amy Schumer Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards Benjamin Franklin Women marry men hoping they will change.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome Jerry Seinfeld American comedian Related Topics.

Your life had always been a rollercoaster and now am glad you have someone to scream along with you. Funny quotes for wedding cards Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. All my friends are getting married.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. Now Ill too be forced. Funny Wedding Messages for Friends.

A life loved is precious. Now that youre hitched. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband Michel de Montaigne Married men live longer than single men.

Happy Married Life Your laughter will be dead Your rejoicing will be nullified. 29 Tying the knot in other words. Why you need a pet now.

They say opposites attract If thats the case this marriage could last for a very long time. Slipping the wedding ring. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Your funny wedding wishes for best friend who is a male can easily shift from being hilarious to rather offensive at times and we still love every bit of them. 28 Your marriage will spell. Its okay to cry and feel like your heart is breaking.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years or until death do them join Elbert Hubbard. Wedding wishes will always be full of emotions especially when the person getting married is your very best friend. Im so happy that youre married.

To get myself a hubby. But because the best wedding gift you can give the couple is a message of a positive. Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes 1.

Big trouble for me. Is tying yourself to a boulder. If you are choosing some funny marriage quotes to say during a wedding toast stay away from these kinds of jokes.

Congratulations and best wishes. After you get used to it it aint so hot Minnie Pearl Marriage. Getting married is a two-way street do all you can to avoid head-on collisions.

You can still be funny and you dont need to grow up. Theres going to be just one voice at home now And that is of your wifes. Men marry women hoping they will not.

Wishing you the very best of everything anyway. Congratulations on finding your new boss and wishing you all the best for the new phase of your life. The best funny maid of honor speeches have an element of whimsical and romantic in them.

Not because the bride and groom will take them seriously and be offended or because they arent funny the suffer-ring line is clever. This is all that you could do. Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths.

Find the perfect wedding message for the wedding couple with this elaborate list of funny best friend wedding quotes. As my best friend.

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