You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise. Funny as you my friend deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday. Happy Birthday my well preserved friend.
Because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. Im wishing you a day thats both full of laughs and many touching memorable moments. Happy birthday best friend quotes to inspire more appreciation.
Making fun of getting older. Happy birthday my friend. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha.
Lets get to the good stuff. Dear friend Happy Birthday funny. Get over it already.
They stink more the older they get. Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations Faith Baldwin. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better.
Happy birthday to my one true friend. Happy birthday to a wonderful friend. Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery.
I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours. Art Puns With a bit of basic art skills you can use these quotes and ideas to create a truly punny birthday card. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
So you will have the best care I think haha. Birthdays are like cheese. Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Congratulations Theodore Roosevelt 2015.
Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the. We make a great team. Happy birthday to you my best bud.
Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. Happy birthday to my best friend. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth.
Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. Anyone Anytime Funny quotes for birthdays of friends family and significant others at any stage of life young or old. Historically gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy.
Happy Birthday to My Best Friend Funny. Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present dear friend. And you are great being my friend.
Check out our top 20 funny birthday wishes for female best friends below. Many people say that the best way to remember a special friends birthday is to forget it once. 37 Your birthday has not just added a year to your life but also to our strong friendship which has stood the test of time and strife.
Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend. Theres really only one true birthday. On your birthday friend may your spirit be enriched in light love and hope for a prosperous year ahead 22.
It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends whove stayed loyal during the previous year. We guarantee youll both LOVE these clever ways to say happy birthday. There isnt an expiration date on your bottom is there.
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Wishing you an ocean of blessings and a sea of happiness to fill your world. Im an old-fashioned kind of guy but dont feel that youre under any pressure. 36 You may not be the only friend I have but you are definitely the only friend I need.
I am smart beautiful and talented. Birthdays are like vacations. Your birthday is a beautiful occasion all by itself.
Happy birthday to my best friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate Ive invited the chocolate company to your birthday so that you can have over-doze of it. You know my deepest darkest secretsand still choose to be my friend.