Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. I am smart beautiful and talented. Happy birthday to you my best bud.
We guarantee youll both LOVE these clever ways to say happy birthday. Wishing you an ocean of blessings and a sea of happiness to fill your world. Im wishing you a day thats both full of laughs and many touching memorable moments.
Funny as you my friend deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday. Birthday quotes for a friend funny Stop counting the candles and contemplate your wishes cause life is too short to be cracked in piecesHappy Birthday. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha.
You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise. Anyone Anytime Funny quotes for birthdays of friends family and significant others at any stage of life young or old. And you are great being my friend.
The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth. Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations Faith Baldwin. You know my deepest darkest secretsand still choose to be my friend.
36 You may not be the only friend I have but you are definitely the only friend I need. Dear friend Happy Birthday funny. There isnt an expiration date on your bottom is there.
Happy Birthday my well preserved friend. Making fun of getting older. Birthdays are like cheese.
Lets get to the good stuff. Since you are obsessed with chocolate Ive invited the chocolate company to your birthday so that you can have over-doze of it. We make a great team.
Art Puns With a bit of basic art skills you can use these quotes and ideas to create a truly punny birthday card. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend. Many people say that the best way to remember a special friends birthday is to forget it once.
Happy birthday to my one true friend. Happy birthday best friend quotes to inspire more appreciation. Funny Birthday Quotes.
Im an old-fashioned kind of guy but dont feel that youre under any pressure. On your birthday friend may your spirit be enriched in light love and hope for a prosperous year ahead 22. Theres really only one true birthday.
Historically gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery. Happy birthday to my best friend.
Happy Birthday to My Best Friend Funny. Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present dear friend. 37 Your birthday has not just added a year to your life but also to our strong friendship which has stood the test of time and strife.
Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. Check out our top 20 funny birthday wishes for female best friends below. Happy birthday to my best friend.
They stink more the older they get. Old Age You know old people jokes. Happy birthday friend 21.
I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours. Birthdays are like vacations. 20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Best Friend Memes and Quotes.
Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. So you will have the best care I think haha. Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Congratulations Theodore Roosevelt 2015.
Because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. Get over it already. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends whove stayed loyal during the previous year.
However for me its a special day allowing me to thank God for all that your friendship has meant to me Unknown. Happy birthday to a wonderful friend. Happy birthday my friend.