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Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. Arthur Wellesley the 1st duke of ellington. I have learned from my mistakes and I am sure I can repeat them exactly Mel Brooks.

Calvin Coolidge the 30th president of the united states. Go to table of contents. Others will have you remembering hilarious meme-worthy movie and TV moments.

Thats just the tip of the ice cube. The name of the brand was Chicken By The Sea. I have a different respect now for people who dont have legs British pop singer Jessie J said this after breaking her foot.

Bill is the king of funny quotes. Penny Hardaway NBA Basketball Player. What ever you want.

Winston Churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes. Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray. There used to be a real me but I had it surgically removed Elaine May.

Some speak the truth and others are just noise. I love spaghetti and sex sometimes together Woody Allen. When a fan asked Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for tips on writing symphonies the composer is said to have suggested Begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to.

I will tell you something but I warn you it is a lie Peter Cook. Jennifer Lawrences concept of freedom. They always want to get that money shot.

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. Funny quotes on prodigies. My great-grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked whats funny she said Everyone here is alive because I got laid.

Anne was a great girl. Clever clever i like it. You cant say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them.

Below are a few great quotes from Lady Gaga. We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race only exactly the opposite. Its kind of a shock.

Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. Its put everything into perspective. 15 Funny Celebrity Quotes.

Chase famous book writer. Fortunately I love money. These funny quotes about work love friends and family will have you saying So true because well they are.

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. SEE ALSO 21 Hilarious Quick Quotes To Describe Your Mother In Law 29. Jessica famously said this ridiculously funny quote on her reality show Newlyweds when she was still married to Nick Lachey.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Quote 60 You dont have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to Louis CK. Another clever funny quote from Dorothy.

Hopefully she would have been a Belieber Justin Bieber during his visit to the Anne Frank house last year. Arnold knows whats best for you you better listen. LOL loving it truly.

The first funny celebrity quotes on the list and its a good one. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. Murray Walker Sportscaster.

Neil Hamilton BBC2. Guys arent able to get 15 or 20 million anymore so you have to play for the love of the game. God created the sun the stars the heavens and the earth and then made Adam and Eve.

People are like music. Celebrities say some pretty clever andor funny things sometimes. Funny Quotes Quotes tagged as funny Showing 1-30 of 8402 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US.

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