Jennifer Lawrences concept of freedom. I have a different respect now for people who dont have legs British pop singer Jessie J said this after breaking her foot. Arnold knows whats best for you you better listen.
I will tell you something but I warn you it is a lie Peter Cook. Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. I love spaghetti and sex sometimes together Woody Allen.
I have learned from my mistakes and I am sure I can repeat them exactly Mel Brooks. Winston Churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes. Arthur Wellesley the 1st duke of ellington.
Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. Clever clever i like it. Some speak the truth and others are just noise.
They always want to get that money shot. There used to be a real me but I had it surgically removed Elaine May. Murray Walker Sportscaster.
What ever you want. Its kind of a shock. Jessica famously said this ridiculously funny quote on her reality show Newlyweds when she was still married to Nick Lachey.
The name of the brand was Chicken By The Sea. This makes perfect sense. Thats just the tip of the ice cube.
Hopefully she would have been a Belieber Justin Bieber during his visit to the Anne Frank house last year. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful.
My great-grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked whats funny she said Everyone here is alive because I got laid. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race only exactly the opposite.
Celebrities say some pretty clever andor funny things sometimes. People are like music. Chase famous book writer.
Others will have you remembering hilarious meme-worthy movie and TV moments. Bill is the king of funny quotes. LOL loving it truly.
Penny Hardaway NBA Basketball Player. The first funny celebrity quotes on the list and its a good one. Funny quotes on prodigies.
The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. Its put everything into perspective. You cant say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them.
Funny Quotes Quotes tagged as funny Showing 1-30 of 8402 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US. When a fan asked Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for tips on writing symphonies the composer is said to have suggested Begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to. SEE ALSO 21 Hilarious Quick Quotes To Describe Your Mother In Law 29.
Quote 60 You dont have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to Louis CK. The worst FCKING band name in the world. Another clever funny quote from Dorothy.
Guys arent able to get 15 or 20 million anymore so you have to play for the love of the game. 15 Funny Celebrity Quotes. Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray.
Neil Hamilton BBC2. Anne was a great girl. Which made Jessica confused as to whether it was chicken or tuna even though it clearly stated that it was tuna.
God created the sun the stars the heavens and the earth and then made Adam and Eve. Below are a few great quotes from Lady Gaga. Fortunately I love money.
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