Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. So far so good. Clever clever i like it.
-Jack Handey Life is hard. Chase famous book writer. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier Mother Teresa.
-John Wayne I love sleep. When I hear somebody sigh Life is hard I am always tempted to ask Compared to what Albert Einstein The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know.
-Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. Steven Wright Click to tweet. Life is like an onion.
I intend to live forever. Arthur Wellesley the 1st duke of ellington. It always seems impossible until its done Nelson Mandela.
Rodney Dangerfield Click to tweet. Spread love everywhere you go. Quotes by famous people to elevate your perspective.
You peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Another clever funny quote from Dorothy. Its harder if youre stupid.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them. If life gives you lemons make some kind of fruity juice. Calvin Coolidge the 30th president of the united states.
Winston Churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes. Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. Celebrities say some pretty clever andor funny things sometimes.
The planet is fine. I hope life isnt a big joke because I dont get it. Were rarely aware of the bullets we dodge.
Below are a few great quotes from Lady Gaga Tina Fey Johnny Depp Jack Black and more. With so much humor in the world weve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond. We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present.
Too many people spend money they havent earned to buy things they dont want to. George Carlin on Planets and People. Life is what happens when youre busy making other plans John Lennon.
LOL loving it truly. -Ernest Hemingway Be excellent and party on dudes. Thats the funny thing about life.