Spanish proverb Click to tweet. I hope life isnt a big joke because I dont get it. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier Mother Teresa.
Below are a few great quotes from Lady Gaga Tina Fey Johnny Depp Jack Black and more. Were rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. -John Wayne I love sleep.
Calvin Coolidge the 30th president of the united states. The planet is fine. When I hear somebody sigh Life is hard I am always tempted to ask Compared to what Albert Einstein The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
If life gives you lemons make some kind of fruity juice. Funny Inspirational Quotes Celebrating Life Love Struggles Laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a big beautiful smile on your face. I intend to live forever.
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. It always seems impossible until its done Nelson Mandela.
My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know. Its harder if youre stupid. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them.
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Arthur Wellesley the 1st duke of ellington. Quotes by famous people to elevate your perspective.
Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. Winston Churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes. So far so good.
Another clever funny quote from Dorothy. We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present. LOL loving it truly.
Life is what happens when youre busy making other plans John Lennon. George Carlin on Planets and People. The people are fucked.
Spread love everywhere you go. With so much humor in the world weve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond. Too many people spend money they havent earned to buy things they dont want to.
-Ernest Hemingway Be excellent and party on dudes. Chase famous book writer. -Jack Handey Life is hard.
Thats the funny thing about life. -Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. Celebrities say some pretty clever andor funny things sometimes.