See when you wake up after a night of drinking. In front of the toilet hands and knees trying to. Take time to coast and toast.
Drinkers quotes range from the simple quip to outright mantras for living life to the fullest. Well thats a little narcissistic. After three Im under the table after four Im under my host.
Trashing your hotel room is easy. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Kind of perfectly shows us how most of us feel after a night on the town.
I read an article that said if you drink every day you might be an alcoholic thank God I only drink every night. I like to have a martini two at the very most. Aint no way to explain or say how painful the hangover was today.
Drinking is not a solution unless were talking about alcohol. Marty asks Son what happened last night His son says Well you came home after 3 AM drunk and delirious. Take a pitcher itll last longer.
The more I drink the less there is for the kids to drink. This is where our favorite oversized knits comfy sweaters and graphic tees come in. Stop and smell the rosé.
But being a Christian thats a tough call. Thank you for the bottom of my glass. Funny Drinking Sayings and Quotes.
After a night of intense partying and endless shenanigans the last thing we want to do besides get out of bed is have to worry about not looking like a complete train wreck. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny drinking quotes funny drinking sayings and funny drinking proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Broke some furniture puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door Confused Marty asks So why is everything in order and so clean and breakfast is on the table waiting for me.
This is a job for alcohol. Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didnt. The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
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