Drinking is not a solution unless were talking about alcohol. Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didnt. After three Im under the table after four Im under my host.
But being a Christian thats a tough call. Winston Churchill Morning May Ugly Always do sober what you said youd do drunk. Nobody shame-spirals during a hangover like me.
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Stop and smell the rosé. Drinking 604 quotes Drinking bear is easy. Aint no way to explain or say how painful the hangover was today.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. After A Night Of Drinking - Share Its Funny. Drinkers quotes range from the simple quip to outright mantras for living life to the fullest.
Well thats a little narcissistic. Save water drink wine. There are probably a.
Trashing your hotel room is easy. The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. In front of the toilet hands and knees trying to.
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This is a job for alcohol. Thank you for the bottom of my glass. Broke some furniture puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door Confused Marty asks So why is everything in order and so clean and breakfast is on the table waiting for me.
The more I drink the less there is for the kids to drink. I like to have a martini two at the very most. Saved by Carey Russell.