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First the doctor told me the good news. You cant live your life for other people. These Short funny quotes images will seriously make you laugh out loud.
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The trouble is they are usually married to each other. So far so good. Need a good laugh.
With so much. Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going. From The Notebook.
Life moves pretty fast. There is no try. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because.
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I was going to have a disease named after me. Steven Wright 252. Share your videos with friends family and the world.
I intend to live forever. We hope these quotes make you laugh and bring you closer to each other now more than ever. Inspirational Funny Quotes from Movies 1.
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If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them.
Wouldnt exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them. I intend to live forever.