In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Work life balance quotes Dont confuse having a career with having a life -Hillary Clinton politician No one on his deathbed ever said I wish I had spent more time at the office -Paul Tsongas politician Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life -Dolly Parton entertainer. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it Bill Gates.
Scott Adams The Dilbert Principle Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Ad Worldwide Professional Moving Solutions. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs.
-Kathrine Hepburn Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. When work feels overwhelming remember that youre going to die. Share these with your colleagues to create an upbeat environment in your workplace.
In this collection of funny work quotes glimpse the lighter side of work life. Ad Worldwide Professional Moving Solutions. 100 Funny Work Quotes.
Funny Work Quotes I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction Justin Sewell. My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal-From the movie ED tv Build a man a fire and hell be warm for an hour.
Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. Elbert Hubbard Success. Do your work with your whole heart and you will succeed - theres so little competition.
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Television is NOT real life. Set a man on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life. 50th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day Robert Frost.
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