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It is a straight line. It doesnt have your number in it. Since not all of us are blessed with the ability to throw a joke the right way we thought of helping you out by giving you these ridiculously short funny quotes.

All it can do is delay it for a while All it can do is delay it for a while When Pat finally realizes hes in love in Silver Linings Playbook he expresses I love you I knew it the minute I met you. The other inmates stand in a long straight line flanked by guards and I am dragged past them. There is something wrong with my cell phone.

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If you ran like your mouth Youd be in. Seek the counsel of him who makes you weep. The movie The Princess Bride is filled with funny and sarcastic quotes such as Death cannot stop true love.

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So I threw a coconut on his face. We hope our collection of funny quotes from comedians celebrities and philosophers made you laugh out loud and gives you the cheer you need to get through the day. Probably the funniest site on the net.

Funny Sites Funny Quotes File Hosting Funny Videos Random Quotes Hilarious Pics Privacy Policy. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. If you look at a shape like a straight line whats remarkable is that if you look at a straight line from close by from far away it is the same.

Come back anytime you can benefit from a good laugh and stay inspired. One discovers how far one can go only by traveling in a straight line until one is stopped. You can take your Im okay hat off now.

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