Funny Money Quotes. Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list. Money if it does not bring you happiness will at least help you be miserable in comfort Helen Gurley Brown.
The trouble is they are usually married to each other. 12th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes Work until your bank account looks like a phone number Unknown. Every once in a while a true genius comes along and blows everyone away.
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Do not take life too seriously. Though we need nothing at the moment it insures the possibility of satisfying a new desire when it arises Aristotle. Dont worry about the world coming to an end today.
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Doctors are just the same as lawyers. Money is like a sixth sense and you cant make use of the other five without it William Somerset Maugham. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Money is a guarantee that we may have what we want in the future. If girls always treated each other like we do when were drunk in the girls bathroom then the world would be a much happier place. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory Mark Twain.
Whats another word for Thesaurus. Id like to live like a poor man only with lots of money. Money is better than poverty if only for financial reasons Woody Allen.
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Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else Unknown. Making someone smile is the best and the most beautiful thing you can do for them. In this world of social media you can also use this funny status and quotes on your Whatsapp Instagram and Facebook stories to give your virtual family a laugh.