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Its paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone but the idea of getting old doesnt appeal to anyone. My nickname is mom. Motherhood isnt a job its not a 9 to 5 its a lifetime game you check into the moment you have your kid and its forever until your last breath.

These funny mom quotes will have you smiling even through the sleep deprivation. If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom your dad your teacher your priest or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit then you deserve it. Funny Mom Quotes and Sayings About Mom Life.

If evolution really works how come mothers only have two hands Milton Berle. I love cleaning up messes I didnt make. Youll love these boy mom memes and quotes that are truly hysterical.

My full name is mom mom mom mom mom mommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee Being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door begging for a snack while dad is in the kitcheneating a snack If I ever go missing follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I hide. The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody elses life.

Funny Mother Daughter Quotes to Make You Smile. If it really speaks to you order a print or put it on a letter board. Boy mom memes that are funny but true.

I dont want to sleep like a baby I want to sleep like my husband. If a quote speaks to you send it to your mother or daughter. Make mom laugh so hard her stomach hurts or tear up with love with these funny Mothers Day quotes.

Supermom Life Quotes Underwear Kid Shit Happens Feelings Funny Instagram Quotes About Life RobinHandletter And Designer on Instagram. I always impress myself when the underwear I pull out of the drawer for him happen to be the right day of the week. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about parenting.

Parenting is best done with a measure of humor so its fitting to celebrate moms. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about 2020 virtual learning and quarantine. My Instagram is full of funny mom moments and quotes because I love sharing the raw and real side of motherhood.

Celebrate the joy that can come only in the relationship a mom has with her daughter. Feb 18 2020 - If youre a boy mom then you know that life with boys is an adventure. Silence isnt golden.

Forget flowers this Mothers Day give mom the gift of giggles. 43 Funny Mom Quotes and Sayings. The Howard Stern Show 1987.

Then I want to move in with them. And they are so relatable. 25 Hilarious Quotes about 2020 Quarantine and Virtual Learning - The Super Mom Life We can all use a laugh.

I want my children to have all the things I couldnt afford. These Funny Mother Daughter quotes capture this relationship perfectly. Jewish Proverb God could not be everywhere so he created mothers 21.

The closest I get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face foreverymom. So I became a Mom. You cant say that about many people except relatives and.

Everyone has a photographic Memory some just dont have film. Whether youre a Mom or a Dad we can all use a laugh. 15 Quotes for Moms With a Sense of Humor.

I used to have functioning brain cells but I traded them in for children. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life 20. Funny Motherhood Quotes.

Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life you will have a sticky purse Nia Vardalos.

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