So to keep you healthy and happy literally enjoy these 300 funny quotes and get laughing. Everything that happens in your life happens for a reason. Im trying to live.
I am currently under construction. When nothing is going right go left. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be Funny quotes about love to express I love being married.
Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster its more like a cha-cha Robert Brault. Short Funny Motivational Quotes to Laugh About life Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. He who wakes up early yawns all day long.
There are no stupid questions just stupid people. You can only decide how youre going to live. Funny life quotes and sayings Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it by Tom Lehrer Like the law of karma.
Awesome Short Funny Quotes About Life to Make You Laugh I dont broadcast every high I dont hide every low. Im not trying to convince the world I have a life Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious All my life I tho air was free until I bough bag of chips. We all try to find ways to find moments of happiness and funny moments during our busy life.
I can resist everything except temptation. Here we share the best funny life quotes about life and sayings You dont get to choose how youre going to die. They say that the more you laugh the more you live.
Relax a bit and just read this quotes about life for a good laugh. Thank you for your patience -Unknown. It would be hell on earth.
Even the most qualified doctor out there wont deny it. There are some life halflife jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. Its so great to find that one special person you want to.
It is already tomorrow in Australia Charles Schulz Optimist. Whatever happens in our life we just keep moving forward and laugh at our mistakes. Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think Im not going to make it but you laugh inside remembering all the times youve felt that way.
When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye. Life is a PhD. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Ive met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life but you youre 20 minutes Jan Sterling A day without sunshine is like you know night. Here I will be sharing some funny quotes on life from books authors celebrities and famous personalities that will make you laugh. We hope you will find these life life of luxury puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Now Joan Baez There are compensations for growing older. Laughter mind you is the best stress buster you will ever come across. Quote1 I remixed a remix it was back to normal.
Dont make me laugh Im trying to be mad at you. A lifetime of happiness. Funny Quotes People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.