My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. -Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. Life is like a hot bath.
It is already tomorrow in Australia Charles Schulz Optimist. Looking for the good funny quotes for you. It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep Donald Trump retweeting a Benito Mussolini quote.
This quote reminds us to let lifes obstacles pass us by and not to take anything to heart. Cool Funny Quotes Amusing Sayings and Quotations. My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know.
Its harder if youre stupid. Short Funny Motivational Quotes to Laugh About life Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. Here we share the best funny life quotes about life and sayings You dont get to choose how youre going to die.
Funny Quotes That Are Self-Deprecating. Were rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. You can only decide how youre going to live.
We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present Lauren Miller. -John Wayne I love sleep. Mentioned here are some of the funny motivational quotes about life by great philosophers various famous people and great writers which may compel you to find a way to work around the problems you are facing and find solution to it.
Thats the funny thing about life. You will never get out of it alive. Now Joan Baez.
The purpose of our lives is to be happy. I dont go crazy. I hope life isnt a big joke because I dont get it.
Im actually not funny. It feels good while youre in it but the longer you stay in the more wrinkled you get. Life gives people lemons a lot of the time.
Get busy living or get. Funny Motivational Quotes Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye Cathy Guisewite. I just go normal from time to time. Go to table of contents.
Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster its more like a cha-cha Robert Brault. Its great when people can find the funny side of a bad situation in life and then share it with other people that are feeling low. -Ernest Hemingway Be excellent and party on dudes.
Life is what happens when youre busy making other plans. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. -Jack Handey Life is hard.
My life feels like a test I didnt study for. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.