You can only decide how youre going to live. Life gives people lemons a lot of the time. Its great when people can find the funny side of a bad situation in life and then share it with other people that are feeling low.
It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep Donald Trump retweeting a Benito Mussolini quote. Get busy living or get. I just go normal from time to time.
More short quotes. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. It feels good while youre in it but the longer you stay in the more wrinkled you get.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Now Joan Baez. Cool Funny Quotes Amusing Sayings and Quotations.
-Ernest Hemingway Be excellent and party on dudes. Im actually not funny. I dont go crazy.
-Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. Mentioned here are some of the funny motivational quotes about life by great philosophers various famous people and great writers which may compel you to find a way to work around the problems you are facing and find solution to it. Life is like a hot bath.
Go to table of contents. Thats the funny thing about life. You will never get out of it alive.
Short Funny Motivational Quotes to Laugh About life Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. This quote reminds us to let lifes obstacles pass us by and not to take anything to heart. -Jack Handey Life is hard.
Here we share the best funny life quotes about life and sayings You dont get to choose how youre going to die. Were rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. Funny Motivational Quotes Light travels faster than sound.
When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye Cathy Guisewite. My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
My life feels like a test I didnt study for. We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present Lauren Miller. The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster its more like a cha-cha Robert Brault. I hope life isnt a big joke because I dont get it. Its harder if youre stupid.
Do not take life too seriously. Life is what happens when youre busy making other plans. Funny Quotes That Are Self-Deprecating.
A best friend is like a four-leaf clover hard to find lucky to have. It is already tomorrow in Australia Charles Schulz Optimist.