Everyone is born equal in life until they get married Anonymous. Tall men are happy for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. You live learn and upgrade.
-Ernest Hemingway Be excellent and party on dudes. And life is a little weird. If these funny.
Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list. Again short men are angry for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Life quotes even if funny are meant to be internalized and the messages inside of them are the ones worth spreading.
Funny sarcastic quotes about life. If girls always treated each other like we do when were drunk in the girls bathroom then the world would be a much happier place. When something goes wrong in your life just yell Plot Twist and move on Unknown.
Never take life seriously no one gets out alive is an oft-heard and good one-liner that inspires people to be positive about life and makes you laugh. Come here you big beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much were going to get done today Unknown. My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know.
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Theyre either selling something or not very bright. Again tall men are angry for they cannot pass easily through the door. Short Funny Quotes Funny Life Quotes Cool Funny Quotes.
Its harder if youre stupid. -Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. -Jack Handey Life is hard.
I intend to live forever. See more ideas about short people short people problems short girl problems. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Short men are happy for they can pass easily through the door. Here are 170 of the best funny quotes I could find. I know theyre around here somewhere.
Spanish proverb Click to tweet. Steven Wright Click to tweet. Were all a little weird.
So far so good. Nov 14 2014 - Explore shannon kaminskys board Short people jokes on Pinterest. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them.
-John Wayne I love sleep. To make you relax laugh and have a good time. I hope life isnt a big joke because I dont get it.
And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdnessand call it lovetrue love Robert Fulgham American author. To me drink responsibly means dont spill it.