Again tall men are angry for they cannot pass easily through the door. Short men are happy for they can pass easily through the door. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdnessand call it lovetrue love Robert Fulgham American author.
-Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. To make you relax laugh and have a good time. Here are 170 of the best funny quotes I could find.
In this article we shall read some really funny ones that will help you see why life should always be taken with a pinch of salt. Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list. Everyone is born equal in life until they get married Anonymous.
I know theyre around here somewhere. So far so good. My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know.
View Quote Smile. -Jack Handey Life is hard. Aside from that itd be great if you can share this article on Twitter.
Tall men are happy for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. To me drink responsibly means dont spill it. If these funny.
See more ideas about short people short people problems short girl problems. Its harder if youre stupid. When something goes wrong in your life just yell Plot Twist and move on Unknown.
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. -John Wayne I love sleep. Were all a little weird.
I hope life isnt a big joke because I dont get it. If there are any quotes you feel are humorous while still retaining profound value Id like to hear about it in the comments below. Never trust people who smile constantly.
Steven Wright Click to tweet. Theyre either selling something or not very bright. Again short men are angry for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands.
Funny sarcastic quotes about life. Life quotes even if funny are meant to be internalized and the messages inside of them are the ones worth spreading. If girls always treated each other like we do when were drunk in the girls bathroom then the world would be a much happier place.
Spanish proverb Click to tweet. Nov 14 2014 - Explore shannon kaminskys board Short people jokes on Pinterest. And life is a little weird.
Come here you big beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much were going to get done today Unknown. I intend to live forever. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them.
Never take life seriously no one gets out alive is an oft-heard and good one-liner that inspires people to be positive about life and makes you laugh. You live learn and upgrade.