20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Best Friend Memes and Quotes. Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha.
On your birthday friend may your spirit be enriched in light love and hope for a prosperous year ahead 22. Lets get to the good stuff. I wish you have a very happy birthday friend even if it is like the tenth time you tell me that you turn 30 hahaha it is time to assimilate the ages.
Making fun of getting older. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends Happy birthday dear friend.
Happy birthday my great friend. Forget about the past you cant change it. You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise.
Get over it already. Old Age You know old people jokes. I brought you a baldness shampoo as a gift.
When its my birthday and when its not-Unknown I remember when the candle shop burned down. General Funny Birthday Wishes. For your birthday I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
Thanks to Facebook I never forget the birthdays of people I dont really know-Andy Borowitz I only drink on two occasions. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday-Steven Wright Birthday Soup is good to eat but not as good as Birthday Cake. This year you are wiser smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
23 All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you dont have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite. So you will have the best care I think haha.
I wish you the best of birthdays. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better. A friend in need is a friend in deed.
Im in need of your car to have it as mine can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed. SPECIAL FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society You only. Happy birthday to my funny my very good friend may your day be as handsome and bright as you are may it brim with goodness and happiness happy birthday friend 4.
The Coolest Collection with Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends. Happy Birthday my well preserved friend. 24 In your birthday gift I have slipped a few phone numbers of beauty and skin specialists.
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. There isnt an expiration date on your bottom is there. Check out our top 20 funny birthday wishes for female best friends below.
Enjoy your gift of nothing. Anyone Anytime Funny quotes for birthdays of friends family and significant others at any stage of life young or old. You know my deepest darkest secretsand still choose to be my friend.
You should be proud of your age. Happy birthday friend 21. Art Puns With a bit of basic art skills you can use these quotes and ideas to create a truly punny birthday card.
Because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours. Dear friend Happy Birthday funny.