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So I always was a fan of sing-rapping. Everyone else is already taken. There is no try.

3 Romance is the icing but love is the cake. There is nothing more rare nor more beautiful than a woman being unapologetically herself. People are like music.

Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster its more like a cha-cha. If you liked this funny Bob Hope quote about love check out all the best Bob Hope Quotes And Jokes. Im so cool that even ice cubes are jealous.

Do or do not. Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. 2 People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Go to table of contents. Im so cool I wasnt actually born I was defrosted. My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

Use these funny quotes as way to cheer somebody up and inspire them. Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray. Rapping can be repetition sometimes.

Im so awesome I wish I had a friend like me. Its kind of a shock. From The Notebook.

So dont even try. Be Yourself Quotes. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. To me that is the true essence of beauty. Doctors are just the same as lawyers.

1 Love is sharing your popcorn. Funny Quotes Last Updated. Check out our full collection of life quotes.

A funny quote is always good but a funny quote without wisdom is just a joke. A selection of inspirational funny quotes which you can use to motivate your friends or family. This is a funny article which kept me laughing all the way through.

I love the Woody Allen quotes. Life moves pretty fast. Yoda from Star Wars.

Some speak the truth and others are just noise. Youve got to do whats right for you even if it hurts some people you love. - From the movie ED tv.

Set a man on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life. Im so hot that I contribute to global warming. Comfortable in her perfect imperfection.

On April 29 2018. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind. Inspirational Funny Quotes from Movies 1.

Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of way. If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else. It was always funny to me a little bit and I think that being funny and being able to laugh even at yourself is a form of flattery.

Funny quotes are designed to tell a short moral about life whilst trying to be comical. The trouble is they are usually married to each other. Build a man a fire and hell be warm for an hour.

You cant live your life for other people. Im so naturally funny because my life is like a joke.

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