Share these with your colleagues to create an upbeat environment in your workplace. A day without sunshine is like you know night. Scrambling to create a business presentationHeres a tip.
David Letterman. Some appear at bad timing - for example the ad for Ayds - an appetite suppressant - aired a TV commercial along with the slogan Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds. In this collection of funny work quotes glimpse the lighter side of work life.
So here are seven funny quotes that every entrepreneur should know and their leadership implications. My work philosophy is if it is not my responsibility it is none of my business. Scott Adams The Dilbert Principle.
What are your thoughts about nepotism in a workplace environment. I dont keep secrets I just keep people out of my business 52. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake Napoleon Bonaparte emperor of France.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business Henry Ford A fool and his money are soon parted Thomas Tusser. I tried to start a hot air ballooning business but it never took off. Make it disruptive It better be BIG and make us money fast.
For example everyone and their mothers can surely recall Nikes call to action Just Do It or Red Bulls promise to give you wings However not all slogans seem to work. I got fired from the orange juice factory. It makes people realize your talk is.
I used to own a paper business but it folded. Worrying about things you have no power over only adds to unnecessary stress you are born to be free and happy not a busy body. I just couldnt concentrate.
If my co-worker decided to be lazy I couldnt care less as long as it doesnt effect me. Theres no business like show business but there are several businesses like accounting. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
Oct 28 2015 - Quotes related to boating and docklife. See more ideas about boating quotes quotes humor. Beat the 5 oclock rush leave work at noon.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest. Be the reason someone smiles today Or the reason someone drinks.