A successful marriage requires falling in love many times and always with the same person. Find the perfect wedding message for the wedding couple with this elaborate list of funny best friend wedding quotes. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is.
Im in favor of love as long as it doesnt happen when The Simpsons is on television Anita 6 Im not rushing into being in love. Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome Jerry Seinfeld American comedian. Sometimes the funniest quotes on love and marriage dont come from stand-up comedians and professional entertainers.
Here are my top 25 funny marriage quotes and wedding sayings not ranked. A temporary insanity curable by marriage-Ambrose Bierce People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy-Bob Hope. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a.
After marriage she has to hold him to make love to him Marilyn Monroe. Some funny quotes about love for wedding speeches. For marriage to be a success every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom.
But as the stand-up comedians funny love quote shows theres a lot to giggle about whether youre in love or happily single. But when a ten-year married man looks happy we wonder why. Funny Positive Marriage Quotes.
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. Funny wedding toast quotes The moment you get married your freedom sex life and happiness are over. Before marriage a girl has to make love to a man to hold him.
To keep your marriage brimming with love in the wedding cup whenever youre wrong admit it. Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly and often with a great deal of mess-Lemony Snicket It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love ones neighbor-Eric Hoffer Love. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life Joseph Addison A happy man marries the girl he loves.
Poking fun at love or marriage can be a dangerous proposition when youre making a joke in the presence of your loved one. Married in 1996 and divorced 20 years later he has lived. So use these positive marriage quotes to celebrate the good in getting married.
Humor is like spice. A happier man loves the girl he marries anonymous. The right amount can make a delicacy out of a bland meal.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl Stephen Leacock. The key is the right amount Use a humorous quote to season your words with the right amount of humor.