The joke is on you. The man who says his wife cant take a joke forgets that she took him. Throwing funny and cute words of love to your partner gives a whole new meaning to your relationship.
And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him Brendan Francis A man in love is like a clipped coupon its time to cash in Mae West A man in love is incomplete until he is married. One of the most hilarious husband and wife quotes.
Funny and Sweet Birthday Quotes for Your Husband 1 The perfect way to hit your husbands age without making him mad. So tell your husband I am the proud wife of a wonderful man The more you express your love for your husband the stronger your relationship will be. His love is a gift that I open every day.
People say you cant live without love but I think oxygen is more important. My husband wears the pants in my house. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century Mark Twain Our wedding was many years ago.
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Then hes finished Zsa Zsa Gabor. Then again so is a bicycle repair kit Billy Connolly Scottish comedian. Weve got you covered with a huge list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud.
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A fabulously funny love quotes collection including cute quotes you can send to your boyfriend or girlfriend and funny quotes about love marriage and relationships too. The older she gets the more interested he is in her Agatha Christie English writer. Discover and share Funny Husband Quotes.
My husband is one of my greatest blessings from God. View Quote Children Funny Women. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Dont stop dating your WIFE and never stop flirting with your HUSBAND. Some people call me crazy but the reality is that I enjoy spending each second with him. One thing is for sure that if your husband reads these quotes on his big day then he is bound to appreciate your sense of humor so rejoice the moment.
It makes both of you feel more comfortable with each other thus making the relationship last. To be with a person you adore the most already brings a smile to your face. Funny Quotes For Your Husband Sleeping Beside My Husband Quotes Funny Spouse Quotes Funny Quotes About My Love Funny Quotes About Marriage Funny Quotes About Spouses Bad Husband Quotes From Wife Husband And Wife Quotes Funny Facebook Quotes About Husbands Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes.
Whenever I fail as a father or husband a toy and a diamond always works. Finding that special someone to share the rest of your life with is one of the best gifts we could ever ask for but life is long and sometimes you just need to laugh at. Oh what a privilege.
Not only does laughter reduce stress it lowers your blood pressure gives you an excellent ab workout and releases endorphins. About the married life wives husbands and more. Home Marriage Quotes.
Shell sell my guns for a pittance. The celebration continues to this day Gene Perret A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short Andre Maurois. Love is a funny thing.
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Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. I love being my husbands wife.