Funny Birthday Quotes. You know what rhymes with with twenty. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Happy birthday funny folks. Here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday messagesGive your friends and loved ones a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces on the most important day of the year.
The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth. Dont disappoint them come with your A game. Interchange your favorite drink cocktail or spirit with almost any of these to perfectly tailor the card to the recipient.
Too bad youre also old shrinking and balding. Funny Birthday Wishes Sharing a laugh in a funny birthday card is a great way to personalize a card for someone you know well. Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet-Unknown I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many as you can think you can get away with it-Unknown I look forward to honoring your request for no gifts-Unknown Happy birthday to someone whos still a long way from being as old and useless as Congress.
Giving you time to sober up. Funny Birthday Quotes Humer. There is still no cure for the common birthday-John Glenn Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar Yung No Mo-Unknown Birthday cake calories dont count-Unknown You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope Youve heard of the three ages of man youth age and you are looking wonderful.
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Your birthday should last a week. Happy birthday and welcome to the 29 years old forever club. Funny Age-Related Things to Write Inside a Birthday Card.
8 On your birthday dont forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. 10 Funny Ideas to Wish Happy Birthday to a Friend 10 Ways to Stage a Birthday Intervention for Maximum Fun Dress up as a superhero and be the first to greet your friend for the special day. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Sending a greeting to a good friend shouldnt be a matter of routine and it shouldnt be boring. Do not think that you will be one more year old. Celebrating big days with friends and family is the best time to put your good humor on display.
Oops youre too old to bend now. Happy birthday man and if someone calls you old whack him with your walking stick. I was brought up to respect my elders and now I dont have to respect anyone.
Nearly everyone tends to be in a good mood and looking for a reason to laugh. A man is only as old as the woman he feels. They stink more the older they get.
Birthdays are like cheese. The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once. Here are funny birthday card quotes for your drinking buddies and BFFs.
Congratulations and happy birthday. Youre funny charming and awesome. Happy birthday boyfriend Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world.
LETS GET SMASHED DIY Funny Birthday Cards. Do not be so pessimistic today. Wisecracks about getting older jokes about over-indulging gags about gifts or the lack thereofall are good possibilities for funny messages.
Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. Do not think about the worst. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
For some reason when I go birthday shopping for you I end up finding a lot more gifts for myself. Write something cute or funny inside their card. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.