Think about it Marshall McLuhan People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one. Here are 15 funny parenting quotes from celebrities and experts whove been there and understand the trials of raising kids. 70 Funny Parents Quotes that Sum Up Parenting to a Tee Funny Baby Quotes for New Parents 90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again The quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention is to sit down and look comfortable -Lane Olinghouse.
Adolescence is perhaps natures way of preparing. Now I have six children and no theories. A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.
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Its mixed with inspirational quotes life quotes and funny quotes that will make you appreciate your parents and reflect on your own parenting journey. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny parenting quotes funny parenting sayings and funny parenting proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. You know more than you think you do.
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Hitting the bottle is going to take on a whole new meaning. Having a child is liking getting a tattooon your face. Just open a bag of chips and theyll materialize out of nowhere ThisOneSayz.
Bette Davis Simply having children does not make mothers. Salinger Jerry Seinfeld Louis CK Phyllis Diller and Ray Romano. You can kegel it up until the cows come home if you want youre still going to pee when you sneeze Brenda.
Hell hath no fury like a toddler whos sandwich has been cut into squares when they wanted triangles Anonymous. People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one. Parenting is yelling You just had a snack over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
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