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Think about it Marshall McLuhan People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one. Here are 15 funny parenting quotes from celebrities and experts whove been there and understand the trials of raising kids. 70 Funny Parents Quotes that Sum Up Parenting to a Tee Funny Baby Quotes for New Parents 90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again The quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention is to sit down and look comfortable -Lane Olinghouse.

Adolescence is perhaps natures way of preparing. Now I have six children and no theories. A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.

This List Of The Best Parenting Quotes Proves That Being A Parent Can Be The Hardest Job In The World. Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. These funny baby shower quotes would be great to write inside a card that youre giving to a mom-to-be.

Parenting Quotes DownloadPrint Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children. 90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lay down again Betsy Farrell. John Wilmot If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent.

Funny Parenting Quotes. These Relatable Funny Quotes About Parenting Show Exactly What Its Like To Be A. Congratsyoull soon live in a madhouse run by a tiny army you created yourself.

Welcome to parenthood where going to the grocery store by yourself is now considered a vacation. The quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention is to sit down and look comfortable Lane Olinghouse. 25 Funny Parenting Quotes from Famous People - Mother Humor Funny quotes about parenthood and kids from famous people including Bill Cosby Ed Asner Erma Bombeck JD.

Its mixed with inspirational quotes life quotes and funny quotes that will make you appreciate your parents and reflect on your own parenting journey. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny parenting quotes funny parenting sayings and funny parenting proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. You know more than you think you do.

Take a break to laugh out loud. Sleep Deprived Quotes Sleep Quotes Mom Quotes Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes Qoutes Parenting Classes Good Parenting Parenting Quotes The Best Parenting Quotes About Sleep Everyone knows youre not supposed to wake a sleeping baby that is if you can get Baby to sleep in the first place. The Best Parent Quotes.

Hitting the bottle is going to take on a whole new meaning. Having a child is liking getting a tattooon your face. Just open a bag of chips and theyll materialize out of nowhere ThisOneSayz.

Bette Davis Simply having children does not make mothers. Salinger Jerry Seinfeld Louis CK Phyllis Diller and Ray Romano. You can kegel it up until the cows come home if you want youre still going to pee when you sneeze Brenda.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler whos sandwich has been cut into squares when they wanted triangles Anonymous. People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one. Parenting is yelling You just had a snack over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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